Guy
“Open‑space philosopher, chronicler of routine
Role: Main character (though not always in the spotlight). Age: Around 35. Personality: Thoughtful, sarcastic, a bit anxious. He’s the “Charlie Brown of the modern world” — always one step behind, but perceptive. He tends to overcomplicate life, yet sees its nuances better than anyone else. Occupation: Data analyst at MegaSoft; writes reports and analyzes figures that no one will ever read. Motivation: Surviving routine while searching for meaning (or at least a good punchline). Relations: Trusted friend of Jane, roommate of Gary, and Cindy’s involuntary confidant. Traits: Slightly vacant but sincere gaze; the voice of reason amid the chaos. Running gag: Often talks to himself or to Mr. Bubbles. Ends his sentences with absurd existential questions (“But if no one reads my emails… do I still exist?”)