Characters and Setting

Guy

Guy

“Open‑space philosopher, chronicler of routine
  • Role: Main character (though not always in the spotlight).
  • Age: Around 35.
  • Personality: Thoughtful, sarcastic, a bit anxious. He’s the “Charlie Brown of the modern world” — always one step behind, but perceptive. He tends to overcomplicate life, yet sees its nuances better than anyone else.
  • Occupation: Data analyst at MegaSoft; writes reports and analyzes figures that no one will ever read.
  • Motivation: Surviving routine while searching for meaning (or at least a good punchline).
  • Relations: Trusted friend of Jane, roommate of Gary, and Cindy’s involuntary confidant.
  • Traits: Slightly vacant but sincere gaze; the voice of reason amid the chaos.
  • Running gag: Often talks to himself or to Mr. Bubbles. Ends his sentences with absurd existential questions (“But if no one reads my emails… do I still exist?”)
Jane

Jane

Guy’s colleague and friend
  • Role: Colleague and friend of Guy; sometimes his rational conscience.
  • Age: Around 30.
  • Personality: Pragmatic, sharp, sarcastic, yet with a tender side.
  • Occupation: Project manager who somehow keeps the disaster together.
  • Motivation: To maintain control in a world that thrives on disorder.
  • Relations: The group’s moral (or at least logical) compass. Shares an ironic bond with Guy — maybe even a hint of affection.
  • Running gag: Occasionally loses her patience and becomes more sarcastic than she means to (“It’s not cynicism — it’s accelerated experience.”)
Cindy

Cindy

The group’s optimistic friend
  • Role: Friend of the group; an outsider to the office.
  • Age: Around 30.
  • Personality: Positive, spontaneous, sometimes naïve, yet capable of sudden bursts of clarity.
  • Occupation: A “niche” influencer (still hasn’t figured out what the niche is).
  • Motivation: Seeks visibility and approval, but never stops being kind.
  • Relations: A cheerful counterpoint to Guy and Gary’s cynicism. Jane looks out for her, and Guy watches her with amused curiosity.
  • Running gag: Mistakes everyone’s problems for beauty tips (“Guy, have you tried a detox mask for your anxiety?”)
Gary

Gary

Guy’s roommate — the voice of cynicism
  • Role: Guy’s roommate, co-worker, and grumpy sidekick.
  • Age: Around 37.
  • Personality: Cynical, blunt, constantly annoyed by something — yet brutally insightful.
  • Occupation: IT system administrator (the one who fixes everything but hates everyone).
  • Motivation: To survive with minimal effort, laughing (bitterly) at others.
  • Relations: Often argues with Guy, but would defend him if it came to it.
  • Running gag: “My enthusiasm is under maintenance.”
Mr.Bubbles

Mr.Bubbles

The observant goldfish
  • Role: The “silent observer,” a comic catalyst, a symbol of absurdity.
  • Personality: Impenetrable. Doesn’t speak, but communicates through stares and posture.
  • Running gag: After every discussion, he stares hopelessly at the reader — breaking the fourth wall.
  • Curiosity: Sometimes he seems to truly understand… but he’ll never admit it.
  • Typical expression: 👀